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PETCYY Cat Tongue Grooming Brush
Hold the soft textured brush between your teeth and stroke it over a cat's coat to imitate the feel and motion of feline grooming.
Why it stands out
It solves pet bonding by asking the human to become the largest, least-convincing cat in the room.
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