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Realistic fried chicken nugget keychain by lasuroa

lasuroa Chicken Nugget Keychain

A startlingly realistic fried-chicken nugget made into a tiny keychain.

Blue JNRCE novelty flip-flops showing their hidden footprint design

JNRCE Creative Flip Flops

Quick-drying novelty flip-flops that leave a hidden message in wet footprints.

Green Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle novelty musical toy

Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle

A plastic pickle that yodels at the press of a button.

Purple reversible sequin pillow cover revealing Nicolas Cage

LydeLog Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow Cover

A reversible sequin pillow cover that reveals Nicolas Cage one swipe at a time.

Green miniature dumpster pencil holder filled with flame note cards

Desk Dumpster

A miniature dumpster pencil caddy stocked with more than 100 flame-shaped note cards.

Yellow rubber chicken handbag with red handles

The Sarut Group Rubber Chicken Purse

A functional handbag built around the unmistakable body of a rubber chicken.

White Handerpants novelty underpants worn as fingerless gloves

Accoutrements Handerpants

A pair of tighty-whitey-style briefs made specifically for your hands.

Assorted tiny rubber hands worn on fingertips

fnqiank Tiny Finger Hands 30-Pack

Thirty tiny rubber hands designed to sit on fingertips like a second, much smaller set of hands.

Pink PETCYY mouth-held cat tongue grooming brush

PETCYY Cat Tongue Grooming Brush

A mouth-held silicone tongue that lets a human groom a cat by fake-licking it.

Pink Yesito chicken harness diaper with matching leash

Yesito Chicken Harness with Diaper

A washable chicken diaper attached to a harness and 5.4-foot walking leash.

GOODLYSPORTS miniature toilet golf putting set

GOODLYSPORTS Toilet Golf

A miniature putting green, club, cup, and flag designed for golf practice from the toilet.

Black skull-shaped ARKAEOLOGY Aztec death whistle

ARKAEOLOGY Aztec Death Whistle

A skull-shaped whistle engineered to produce an alarmingly human-sounding scream.

Wisedom waist pack printed as a realistic hairy beer belly

Wisedom Beer Belly Fanny Pack

A waterproof waist pack printed to look like a startlingly realistic bare beer belly.

Crafting with Cat Hair book cover with a cat and felted cat-hair figures

Crafting with Cat Hair

A real craft book devoted to making tiny projects from the hair your cat sheds.

Transparent PETLESO umbrella leash positioned over a small dog

PETLESO Dog Umbrella

A transparent upside-down umbrella that hovers over a small dog and doubles as its leash.

Brown CreepyParty full-head horse mask

CreepyParty Horse Head Mask

A full latex horse head mask with a long muzzle, upright ears, and an intensely blank stare.

Six bottles of Lester's Fixins novelty soda in unusual savory flavors

Lester's Fixins Wild Soda Six-Pack

A six-pack of sodas in flavors such as ranch dressing, bacon, buffalo wing, and peanut butter.

Lightning Reaction Shocktato electronic shocking potato party game

Lightning Reaction Shocktato

An electronic hot-potato game that delivers a small shock when the music stops.

WAN TAI UFO lamp abducting a miniature cow in a glowing beam

WAN TAI UFO Cow Abduction Lamp

A touch-controlled UFO lamp that suspends a tiny cow inside its glowing tractor beam.

Joker Greeting endless musical birthday prank card with glitter

Joker Greeting Endless Birthday Card

A birthday card that sings for hours, has no off switch, and releases glitter if torn open.

Pcavin knee-high socks printed as realistic chicken feet and legs

Pcavin 3D Chicken Feet Socks

Knee-high 3D-printed socks that turn human legs into alarmingly convincing chicken feet.

Black dumbbell-shaped Genuine Fred Buff Baby rattle

Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

A lightweight baby rattle disguised as a tiny black gym dumbbell.

Glowing HAPPYBAG lying-flat duck night light on a soft brown surface

HAPPYBAG Lying Flat Duck Night Light

A squishy rechargeable duck lamp that lies flat and offers three levels of warm dimmable light.

Bob Ross Chia Pet planter with green chia hair

Chia Pet Bob Ross Planter

A Bob Ross pottery planter whose chia sprouts grow into his famously happy hair.

The Screaming Goat miniature figure and book set

The Screaming Goat

A three-inch goat figure that emits a dramatic scream when its base is pressed.

Five tiny squirrel-head finger puppets on one hand

Accoutrements Handi Squirrel

Five tiny squirrel-head finger puppets that transform one hand into a full rodent committee.

Katamco Original Toilet Timer five-minute sand timer

Katamco Original Toilet Timer

A five-minute sand timer shaped to remind bathroom lingerers that time is passing.

Miniature wacky waving inflatable tube guy desk toy

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

A working miniature version of the frantic inflatable tube figures found outside stores.

Wooden squirrel picnic table feeder with a red umbrella

DFANG Squirrel Picnic Table Feeder

A tiny wooden picnic table and red umbrella where a squirrel can sit down to eat corn.